I don't really keep up with politics, but my husband does. So, when he suggested (I think jokingly, but I'm not sure) that we watch the New Hampshire presidential primary debates this past Saturday evening, I had to chuckle.
I'm not sure how it happened, but we ended up watching half the Republican debate and the entire Democrat debate. What is more suprprising than my actual willingness to watch approximately 2 hrs of political debates is that I found it quite entertaining! Not necessarily because of the the dodgy answers EVERYONE was giving to almost EVERY question, but thanks to the unexpected comments that I just didn't think any of these politicians would say, at least in public!
Here are my favorites (with RJG's thoughts):
"If Musharaf does not cooperate with the U.S. in searching for Bin Laden in Pakistan, I would ask him to step down [from his position as President]."
-paraphrase of Bill Richardson (D), when asked what he would do if Pakistan refuses to assist in the search for Al Quaida and Bin Laden in his country.
RJG says: Good luck with that one! I'm sure he'll be happy to step down from his dictatorship!
"We don't agree on much, but I do agree with you on one thing. You are definitely the candidate of change!"
-a condescending comment by John McCain (R) to Mitt Romney (R).
RJG says: Ok, John, so you don't like Mitt. But what are you actually implying here??
"That hurts my feelings....but I'm sure I can get over it."
-Hilary Clinton (D), after being asked why people do not find her likeable.
RJG: For a minute there, I thought she may actually have feelings...my bad!
"You're likeable enough."
-Barack Obama (D), in response to Hilary Clinton suggesting/asking that she's "not that bad".
RJG says: OUCH!
"I suggest changes, Senator Obama suggests changes, but the 'status quo' won't let things change."
-paraphrasing John Edwards in his not-so-subtle critique of Hilary Clinton, aka the "Status Quo".
RJG says: Stop talking in code words...it's not like people don't know how much you dislike her!
All these comments, and just think, the primaries are just beginning! I can't wait to hear what comes out of their mouths when the REAL election happens!!