The Fantasy Football season is officially over for my team, the New Jersey Commuters. It's a bittersweet moment for me. While I no longer have to worry about how much my players are sucking week-by-week, I will miss the competition that was all in good fun.
If you have read my blog previously, you'll know that I had accepted the fact that I had a sucky team, but had made one (and only one) goal for my team this season: TO NOT FINISH LAST PLACE. I am extremely happy to report that while this is a really lame goal, I did achieve it.
Yes, folks, the New Jersey Commuters came in 11th place out of 12 teams in the Vagina Mono-League.
Furthermore, the New Jersey Commuters, while having terrible luck with match-ups and thus having a 4-9 record (that is wins-losses), still scored MORE points than some un-named team who is now in the Fantasy Football Playoffs. (Sorry, la Commish, that was a pretty low blow, but being at the bottom of the Fantasy Football barrell, I have to find something, anything to brag about, as petty as it may be. )
So, here's to next year with (hopefully) better players, better match-ups, and coming in 10th place!
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don't worry, new jersey commuters, you did great! as they say in football, this was a rebuilding year. it's only the 2nd year of our GIRL'S ONLY LEAGUE and most of us are still trying to figure it out.... keep up with your football knowledge in the off-season and i'm sure next year you'll do great! (look forward to our first ever live draft which will certainly weed out the women from the girls!)
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